official-keyes:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

a soft friend rests in the light

Uh oh… getting… sleepy….

Unconchious

cxreyjacksxn:

Guys with beards are just guys without beards with beards

urbancatfitters:

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

sevenmoths:

polishwife:

honoredmatre:

black mirror episode: twitch chat watches you in your real life

me: trips down the stairs

twitch chat:

*kisses my gf*

twitch chat:

cstia:

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

railroadsoftware:

a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

miseryofmillions:

dankmemeuniversity:

now that i see another image taken in the same place the original image looks so fake

jelloapocalypse:

slytherin-assassin:

lattemonstr:

aishishiii:

item-2:

chibi-pit:

item-2:

yknow 1 of the little things i appreciate about kid icarus is how realistically pit’s outfit accommodates his wings

But the real question is how does he get his spandex top on over his wings

here’s a little drawing i made hopefully explaining it:

Even better question: How does he get out of it again. 8D

alright, well i’ve seen a few people asking this, so i’m back again (this time on my main blog) to try to explain it:

i hope this clears anything up!

Do you have wings

“My position has been compromised. The Grounded know of my wings”

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

traggotry:

*parent voice* what do you mean you’re actually insecure about the features i’ve mercilessly teased you over for years? you feel things? lol ok

mattandjones:

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

genievillain26:

minamishipsit:

officialwadewillson:

Last day to post this gem

We don’t have much time left so….

Time is ticking, reblog this while you can.

kiwi:

kitsugai:

kiwi:

oh my god i cant remember any exact lines from it but. im trying to find this stupid power puff girls comic that was popular on here a while ago 

this one?

thank you so much ur my hero

for-ev-ermore:

Mom: are you just TRYING to look like a boy!?

Me:

pussylipgloss:

thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die